We’re really not kidding about this one, the pictures contained in this article are not for you! You don’t want to see them and your political science professor DEFINITELY doesn’t want you to see them. Why not click away and check out another outstanding article by the Ax instead? Then you can have a laugh and respect the privacy of this esteemed academic.

Take a gander at the picture above - yikes! This looks pretty bad out of context, but we’re sure he was just messing around? After all, who doesn’t like having a laugh with an 18th century Italian! When in Rome, right?

Please just try to remember that this man, who was just trying to have some fun at a barbecue, has two doctoral degrees and once upon a time advised the House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform.


We’re not going to lie, this is some of the weakest beach game we’ve ever seen here at the Ax, but we thought we should include it to remind all of you Peeping Toms out there that this man is committed to working hard and staying informed. He’s exactly what you want in a poli-sci professor, don’t let these intimate views into his personal life get in the way of that!

In contrast to what the previous photo may have led you to believe, this is a teacher who’s great with both work and play! He’s been balancing those two big rolls for years, I mean look at him, what a guy! All joking aside though, you need to stop here, please do not look at the next photo. If you’re going to have any respect at all for your poli-sci professor’s privacy, now is the time.


Well, we hope you’re pleased with yourself. Here it is, laid bare before the world, the one shred of evidence of the close relationship between Russian President Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin and your poli-sci professor. And before you ask: Yes, they are just two boys tossing back a cold one together. No, they were not colluding about your grades! Like either of them even care!