WASHINGTON OR SOMETHING - The Nuns are at it again as like the Dean of the Elliott School has engaged himself (herself?) in circumstances that are just like the classic Whoopi Goldberg sequel oh who am I kidding no one cares I have no idea what I’m doing.

The plot summary on Wikipedia indicates the plot of the movie is that she goes back to posing as a nun, so I guess the Dean would do that, with probably a bit summarizing the first movie as being something he’s already done.

Who even is the Dean of the Elliott School? Should it be somebody from the Theology department instead? Anyway, he’d go on the events of this movie I’ve not seen nor has most of the readership.

Look, this is really hard work to come up with original ideas and they’re not all going to be winners. He’s back in the habit - isn’t that fun? I think it’s fun.

I’d probably bring up something about how he has a long and storied past in gospel music and cite one song in particular that he particularly excels at but honestly I can’t even be bothered to look up a clip because I’m doing this right before going to class and am not one iota invested in this at all.

Anyway he gets on with his business and there’s something that hints at what’s to come assuming the plot of Sister Act 3 were to kick in. Oh god there’s not another one. Christ, have to come up with a different ending then - Short Circuit 2? Yeah, the Dean then gets officially appointed the first robotic American in a very moving ceremony, and he happily declares “I feel alive!” as jumping into the air in slow motion. That’s what happened. Yeah.