Washington, DC was practically at a standstill while Congress squabbled over god knows what this weekend, but it was the perfect time to enjoy life without the government literally breathing down our necks for once in our lives. Here’s 10 things we did to occupy our time until the government turns the lights back on:
- Cocaine
- Drink Heavily with government employees who are waiting to find out whether they’re getting paid or not
- Continue not doing the readings for class
- Moan about having to go to class while the government is off
- Take a walk by the waterfront (what, you thought these would ALL be sarcastic? Do it!)
- Watch an unhealthy amount of The Price is Right (or insert another obscure, funny tv show that no one should really be watching unhealthy amounts of)
- Join that cult you’ve always had your eye on
- Read a book, for god’s sake
- Loudly brag about going to the gym before most certainly NOT going to the gym
- Do all the same crap you normally do, because let’s face it, you aren’t going to listen to us.
