Getting into the swing of things at a new school can be hard, and with the 2017-2018 academic year already well underway many freshmen are seeking an edge in expanding and solidifying their circle of friends. There are many ways to do this: joining a student organization (such as this one, we’re taking writers), forming study groups, volunteering, et cetera. But these methods are often considered the “hard way” of making connections as they are done mostly without alcohol, a social lubricant known to provide many a shy freshman with a reliable in-road into almost any group. A first-semester student who can get their hands on booze of any brand or quality, however low, is instantly in the running to build up their very own “squad” of peers and acquaintances. To do this though, an ID is traditionally required, and by the end of this article, our readers will know how to get one.

NEW YORK — Last week, the world watched on with interest and apprehension as leaders from around the world assembled in the Big Apple to discuss the major issues of our times at the 72nd United Nations General Assembly. For the first time ever, President Donald J. Trump joined his fellow heads of state at the presidium of diplomacy. Bringing with him his customary flair and flavor, the President made more than a few waves during his visit.

We’re really not kidding about this one, the pictures contained in this article are not for you! You don’t want to see them and your political science professor DEFINITELY doesn’t want you to see them. Why not click away and check out another outstanding article by the Ax instead? Then you can have a laugh and respect the privacy of this esteemed academic.

WASHINGTON — Two weeks into his first internship on capitol hill, GW Sophomore and future mid-level insurance salesman Dennis Hoffman says that his position as a glorified office waterboy feels “just like House of Cards.”