NEW YORK - College students and members of the workforce nationwide were delighted to learn last week that even gigantic multi-million dollar talent acquisitions by major television networks can disappoint all possible expectations and generally do a poor job in their purpose in life.

“Really, I’m just so happy about it,” explained Melinda Rogers, a senior at George Washington University. “I now know I’m not alone - even personal enemies of the President can just completely fall on their face professionally with no end of embarrassment in sight!”

Megyn Kelly’s new hour of the Today Show, styled on classic daytime talk shows, features a screaming crowd and celebrity guests. It is the second highly disappointing and critically panned project that Kelly has produced for NBC, following the complete and utter failure of her Sunday Evening show over the summer.

Her complete ineptitude and general lack of any understanding what good work in her field is acts as a guiding light familiar to anyone who’s found work in an internship or otherwise.