EDINBURGH, UK - In a stunning turn of events, the Ax has seemingly ignored its lukewarm reception in the US and opted to open a foreign correspondents’ bureau!

Two of our intrepid writers have ventured across the pond to the fabled land of bagpipes and golfing and set up shop in the beautiful city of Edinburgh.

Presumably, they’ll keep busy filling us in on what’s happening in the United Kingdom; such useful topics will range from identifying which castles and hills are which to why it rains so goddamn much over there. Rest assured though, the Ax’s impeccable standards of reporting will not waver one bit.

Although we guess they’ll have to dumb things down a bit, given how we learned from a recent major political referendum that some people don’t actually know a single goddamn thing about the United Kingdom.