ETHEREAL COSMOS - Billions worldwide were thrilled to bits when former American President Jimmy Carter was finally given the punishment he deserves and banished into another dimension never to be seen again.

“Please, no-” the 93-year-old Georgia native said as he was loaded into the banishment capsule to be punctured through time itself, “all the good things I did! Israel…”

The chair of the High Council chuckled at this statement. “Nothing will forgive you for the Malaise speech!” The onetime peach farmer shrivelled in place, close to weeeping. “Do you think we can just forget Billy beer?”

Once in the plane, he will be stuck hovering in nothingness for all eternity. An appeal was made to harshen his sentencing and incorporate some kind of eternal torture but was waived in exchange for a plea bargain.

His family watched the ceremony, tears in their eyes, as the world was finally saved from the its greatest nemesis.