IOWA — It’s that time of year when all of your friends are heading off to some exotic destination in search of a break from midterms and, of course, a solid selection of photos for Instagram. But for some of us, a jaunt down to Cancun would be breaking the bank, so the Ax had taken the time to find a more affordable exotic destination, and boy did we find one!

WASHINGTON — Following up decades of careful research, a group of scientists based out of George Washington University’s Naval Studies department have determined that there is no telling the limits of the secrets that define a woman’s heart.

WASHINGTON - The much-anticipated new Dean of Student Affairs has finally been selected: former White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer.