Thursday, March 30, 2017

Top Ten Scariest Halloween Decorations


It’s that time of year again - get ready to learn about an assorted variety of scares and ghoulies to spook your neighbours and cheer up the kids this Halloween!

  1. A fake skeleton
  2. A real skeleton
  3. Some sort of constant reminder that uncomfortable knowledge that Benedict Cumberbatch is a movie star now
  4. Mitch McConnell
  5. Copy of Grabbed by the Ghoulies running on original Xbox stretched to wrong aspect ratio
  6. “Trump Triumphs” New York Times cover 
  7. Moonlight winning Best Picture New York Times cover 
  8. An unknown caller on your cell phone 
  9. Santa Claus in his sleigh 
  10. Someone who orders a salad at a restaurant