The GW Ax is proud to present its latest list, 14 things.
- A cheese pizza
- Your failed midterm
- Your enemy’s perfect midterm
- The 2003 Disney Channel Original Movie Eddie’s Million Dollar Cook-Off featuring celebrity chef Bobby Flay
- One of those origami fortune tellers
- Pharrell's hat
- That video with the weird animal that sings Phantom of the Opera
- A lonely basketball
- A latex glove blown up like a balloon with a happy face on it
- President Trump’s Playboy cover
- The existential dread that we are all going to die and the doomsday clock is at 2 and a half minutes to midnight and there are still a lot of people in the world that have never tasted a really good pie
- A pink Motorola Razr
- A cool basketball that has a lot of friends
- A loser reading a listicle
