Colonial Inauguration is a rite of passage for all GW students. The yellow towels, the socks, the hour-long #OnlyAtGW presentation that makes you start to regret your decision, and the incredible group of friends you can’t believe you made on your first day. You guys made a group chat and went to the monuments together and were super excited to keep on hanging out, and then never saw each other again. Find out what happened to each of them and what they’re up to these days, you won’t believe what happened to Sofia!
You were sure Deborah was going to be your best friend, roommate, future maid of honor, you guys were going to grow old and look back at your memories together. You never saw Deborah after the second day of CI again. Sources say she got into SMPA and won’t talk to anyone whose name is not Frank Sesno.
He was a sweet kid. Made everyone laugh and waited for people that lagged behind. Not keeping in touch with him is one of your biggest regrets. He’s now active in the Colonial Army and will probably be on the Colonial Cabinet next year. Every time you walk by him you want to wave but chicken out.
Max:
Literally no one knows. No one has heard of him since and there isn’t even a record of him being there.
She wore all black and you were pretty sure she knew how to summon a demon. She’s now the president of Delta Gamma, loves her little, and will probably be president of Panhellenic her senior year. You still haven’t figured out that she’s the same Sofia from CI.
She’s in College Dems and wants you to know it. She’s also in Allied for Pride, Fossil Free GW, the Feminist Student Union, GW Class Council, the GW Women’s Leadership Network, and GW Trails. Loves to scream “THIS IS WHAT DEMOCRACY LOOKS LIKE”
He went to GW for two years but then lost an SA election and transferred to NYU. Alec went on to star in hit shows like 30 Rock and Saturday Night Live and became an acclaimed actor.
He tried to hit on you during CI but you rejected him, turns out he’s a genius on his own right and also the heir to a multimillion-dollar company. He’s also a great boyfriend. You fucked up.
Best known for her great humor and clever comments. She’s in Elliot and got a pretty cool internship this semester at the Department of State. Things are going pretty well for her.
