Let's be honest. If you're on this website then the party scene probably isn't for you.

WASHINGTON - Tragedy struck the George Washington University earlier this week, as an errant firing of the Colonial’s new T-Shirt cannon struck the jumbotron in the Charles E. Smith Center, causing it to crash to the ground. 

Let’s face it, no performer is at the top of his game all the time.

IOWA — It’s that time of year when all of your friends are heading off to some exotic destination in search of a break from midterms and, of course, a solid selection of photos for Instagram. But for some of us, a jaunt down to Cancun would be breaking the bank, so the Ax had taken the time to find a more affordable exotic destination, and boy did we find one!

WASHINGTON — Following up decades of careful research, a group of scientists based out of George Washington University’s Naval Studies department have determined that there is no telling the limits of the secrets that define a woman’s heart.

WASHINGTON - The much-anticipated new Dean of Student Affairs has finally been selected: former White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer.

With tuition prices increasing each year and money seemingly hard to come by for students around campus, every student could stand some new ways to keep their wallets flushed with cash. Here's a few tips to be able to keep your money in your back pocket:

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I honestly thought Kellyanne Conway was just an urban legend until she moved under my dorm room bed.

MINNEAPOLIS, MN- As the Patriots gear up on the path to beat the Eagles this Sunday, quarterback Tom Brady revealed his secret to victory at a press conference.

Washington, DC was practically at a standstill while Congress squabbled over god knows what this weekend, but it was the perfect time to enjoy life without the government literally breathing down our necks for once in our lives. Here’s 10 things we did to occupy our time until the government turns the lights back on: