Colonial Inauguration is a rite of passage for all GW students. The yellow towels, the socks, the hour-long #OnlyAtGW presentation that makes you start to regret your decision, and the incredible group of friends you can’t believe you made on your first day. You guys made a group chat and went to the monuments together and were super excited to keep on hanging out, and then never saw each other again. Find out what happened to each of them and what they’re up to these days, you won’t believe what happened to Sofia!

The GW Ax is proud to present its latest list, 14 things.

Yes, everyone, it is finally tax day.

WASHINGTON - Local students overheard Gerome Lambergast unravel his brilliant philosophy regarding George Washington University’s extensive annual landscaping and reveal this year’s brilliant new floral renovation.

WASHINGTON - Excited to drum up donations from philanthropic alums, the administration at George Washington University announced today that they had scheduled everyone’s favorite act for the upcoming GW Flag Day.

WASHINGTON - It was a scene of panic today as a bare-footed President Knapp approached the podium to address his loyal servants about an issue which could no longer be avoided.

WASHINGTON - It was a momentous day to be a colonial as the students of the nation’s fifty second best research institution lined the streets to cheer on marching armies on their way to the school’s newest satellite campus.

WASHINGTON — After having convened to discuss their findings, an independent panel of lawyers and analysts appointed to observe the George Washington University Student Association elections have come forward with their conclusions. Speaking at a small press conference this morning, the team of experts shocked the crowd with the pronouncement that the very foundations of our democracy itself are “greatly threatened”.