We’re all about leisure here at the GW Ax, but sometimes we wish that we could make our vacations a soul-crushing march of tumult and despair. If you’re anything like us, we've got a list of activities sure to make this spring break a wild one!
- Try studying for your Econ final. Never too early to start trying to recoup your losses!
- Going to work. Preferably at a minimum wage job.
- Visiting your parents! They’re disappointed in you and would love to explain why!
- Try taking your spring break in war torn provinces within Tuvalu, or Niger. Vacation destinations like these will keep you on your toes!
- Binge drinking alone.
- Just doing school things during break but also while lifting free weights.
- Try starting a mildly successful satire publication. People love those!
- Traveling in time to stop the execution of Jan Van Lyden.
- Catching up on your favorite TV show, Heroes Reborn.
- Adopt a Highway.
