WASHINGTON—Former Florida Governor Jeb Bush had a promising start in this election cycle, but his inevitable crushing defeat kind of put a damper on things, especially for the candidate himself. The internet has long been speculating on what Gov. Bush has been doing with his time lately, but fear not - the Ax has found the answers for you!

This Wednesday, we spotted Gov. Bush out and about in the Foggy Bottom area, accompanied by some dashing Secret Service agents and his adorable scamp of an older brother, former President George W. Bush. The duo Bush stopped to admire the White House, at which point Jeb became slightly emotional, fell to his knees and started making goo-goo eyes, not dissimilar to that in the Twilight series, at the President’s abode. This emotional event clearly brought back some feelings for him, as the former president then attempted to yank his brother by the arm away from the fence.

This simultaneously pathetic and adorable struggle continued for several moments, before Jeb composed himself and followed his brother’s lead, stepping away from the building. Several eyewitnesses to the incident approached the former Presidential candidate, who explained, “I got a bit emotional, I’ll admit. I lost my cool for a bit there, and I’m a bit embarrassed. But it would have been nice to move there. It would have been really nice…” His eyes got a bit watery yet again as he solemnly walked away, desperately hoping to never look back.

So, if you’re ever having a bad day, just be glad you aren’t Jeb Bush right about now. We at the GW Ax really feel for the guy. Rumors are circulating that Jeb has gone so far as to get in touch with Senator Marco Rubio for a ladies night meet-up sometime in the near future.