WASHINGTON - Rolling their eyes and averting their gazes, sources confirmed Tuesday that a complete numbskull student was using a physical map to navigate the George Washington University’s Foggy Bottom campus.

Numerous eyewitnesses watched the undergraduate fumble with a paper map, clumsily looking back and forth between it, street signs and landmarks. The bumbling dimwit was seen pacing in front of the Marvin Center for five minutes before going to cross-reference his personal map with a map fixture placed on the sidewalk.

“It makes me embarrassed to be a student here,” said sophomore Miranda Dioli, who reportedly watched the bozo helplessly go through the same motions just the day before. “The campus is what, half a mile across? It’s not that hard, Einstein. Get it together.”

Countless sources reported watching the dimwit marking reference points on the map with a pencil. Some suggested that maybe the mouthbreather wouldn’t be so lost if his head wasn’t buried in a two foot by two foot map. Sources speculated that the dolt must have zero sense of direction and is probably as dense as a brick.

Several George Washington professors pointed out that the sorry son of a bitch is just awful at being a functioning member of society-let alone an academic success. One professor, however, defended the nimrod, proposing that it must be “the first time he’s ever tried to move from one location to another.”

Local D.C. residents theorized that the student had almost certainly already “screwed the pooch on making any friends,” and would likely at the very least waste his college years “dicking around on the sidewalk.”

Sources have now confirmed that the mess of a student was twenty minutes late to his microeconomics course. Again.