GIELINOR - The sweeping new trend in American courtship of men giving their future lovers a 2006 Runescape Handbook Guide in order to profess their love has become so influential and successful that it has officially become universally accepted by the public.

Jo Moretti, a proud endorser of the “Runescape Approach,” as he calls it, believes strongly that there is a big difference between courtship and dating. Moretti explains, “Dating is done with impure intentions, whereas courtship allows the couple to know if it is God’s will for them to get married. If my relationship isn’t blessed by either the god of Saradomin, Zamorak, or Guthix, I want no part in it.”

A recent study undergone by researchers at The George Washington University have confirmed that relationships that start by giving the gift of the 2006 Runescape Handbook result in longer and better quality relationships. The study also shows that