The 2016 Presidential Election shocked the nation, and it seems like the country hasn't gotten enough of nonstop political crap shoved down our throats via the 24 hour news cycle. So, because we too want more of news stations ignoring everything that isn't about who added another scandal to the collection and who’s being racist this week, we've assembled a list of ten 2020 presidential bids that have been announced since January 20th.

1. Cthulhu/Azathoth
2. Kanye West/Dwayne Johnson
3. Your aging dog/Your neighbor’s cat
4. Mitch McConnell’s left foot/Paul Ryan’s right eye
5. Inspired Elliot school freshman/Jaded Elliot school senior
6. Mom who convinced son to bring a jacket/dad who managed not to lose the car keys
7. Bobby Jindal/Gary Johnson 
8. JOHN CENA!!!
9. The Ghost of Christmas Past/The Ghost of Christmas Present 
10. Some guy who dropped acid and thought this was a smart idea/some other guy who didn't stop the first guy