WASHINGTON - Citing growing concerns over the nature of knowledge itself, several protests have been planned in response to next semester’s dean’s seminar taught by God. While not the first time the all-powerful has decided to intervene in this mortal realm on campus, this is the first time he’ll be taking a direct role in modeling students’ futures.

The class, REL 4900W, has already attracted considerable attention due in part to its controversial course content. With locust anatomy, carpentry, and a final 40-day hike through the Sinai Peninsula all on the syllabus, students aren’t entirely sure what to expect.

Standing in solidarity against the university administration, as of Wednesday, 24 faculty members said they too planned to join protests against The Creator. While most only went so far as to call his methods “Prehistoric”, Robert Brown, head of the university’s geography department, took a brutal jab at his credibility. “God has been trying to get on campus for as long as I can remember, it’s unreal. Sure, he does great field work, but he’s been riding on the coattails of that Bible publication for nearly 2000 years.”

The Almighty was not immediately available for contact.