Thursday, October 27, 2016

Argument Not Going as Girlfriend Forecasted


WASHINGTON - Citing her shock, local girlfriend Tricia Escobar reports that her argument with her boyfriend is not even close to her original forecasts.

“When I confronted [Junior, Robert Williams] I was positive he would agree that we should postpone our plans for our long weekend romantic getaway since he invited his friends Vanessa and Andre to come down at the same time as us,” Escobar admitted.

“But before I knew it he was pushing back and wanted to do the romantic getaway and just ignore his friends,” Escobar continued.

“The entire fight became about if it was okay to do our own thing if Vanessa and Andre would be around the whole time. At this rate I won’t be able to confront him about inviting the two of them in the first place. I was planning to bring up a lack of respect for our plans too and now that’s completely off the table for this fight.”

At press time Williams told our reporters that he was glad Escobar was “so cool” with him inviting his friends along.