WASHINGTON - In a steel mill after a crazy few days of adventures, Dean Ben Vinson III of the Columbian College at George Washington University solemnly confessed to feeling emotion for the first time to a young boy and his mother before destroying the last vestiges of future technology in his microchip.

“No!” yelled the youth, as the Dean of Arts and Sciences prepared himself to be lowered into the pool of molten magma below them.

The Dean, who had just saved the two from being killed by another robot sent back from the future, was created by a corporation in the future. He was sent back in time to save the youth and prevent Judgment Day from ever occurring.

In this process, they visited and destroyed a local cybernetics company, broke the aforementioned mother from an insane asylum, and had a cool motorcycle chase, all the while learning important lessons about what it means to be alive.

Descending into the vat, Dean Vinson appeared stoic and unmoving as his insides were burnt and destroyed. Just before dipping under, however, his hand turned to a thumbs-up gesture, showing how much he has grown on their emotional journey together.