WASHINGTON - A local student at The George Washington University, Jeffrey Donahue, has reached the sudden realization that his dorm room freezer was too small to store the body of the man he just killed. Students are beginning to rally around Donahue, claiming that it is unfair that students like him do not have bigger freezers.

“I really shouldn’t have done it, now there’s going to be no room at all left in our freezer if I have to cut it up to store it that way,” said Donahue.

Donahue ultimately decided that the only way to store the body without it starting to smell is to put the body in freezer, but unfortunately that means in order to fit it needed to be cut up. While digging through his knife collection, the now irritable killer mumbled to himself about how he shouldn’t have shrugged his mom off when she offered to buy him and his roommate a bigger freezer.

Donahue’s roommate did not take lightly to the cut up body that was packaged in the freezer, “I’m vegan, and this is unacceptable. You don’t see me cluttering up our freezer with frozen vegetables, do you?

Representatives from GW Housing have assured students that the sizes of freezers in all dorms will be increased slightly each year over the next decade in order to accommodate students like Donahue. By the end of the decade, the University hopes that all dorms will have human-sized freezers, which they believe will help reduce the amount of roommate conflicts, and help reduce the amount of stress that other killers on campus have.