WASHINGTON - World-renowned celebrity and beloved dancer the Six Flags Man was tragically killed early Friday morning after arriving at the Foggy Bottom campus of George Washington University.

In his trademark style, he arrived to rectify the boring routine of the average weekday’s proceedings that were occurring all over campus, with students heading to and from classes and businesspeople on their way to the office. Their heads perked up as the large bus pulled onto the corners of H Street and 20th, stopped, and the elderly gentleman slowly made his way outside as the passing pedestrians head perked up at the perplexing sight.

As soon as he was centered in the bus, the trademark jingle began roaring over the loudspeakers as the man began dancing in a bid to bring fun to the DC-area campus. Unfortunately, as has been an unfortunate trend on the campus, the man was immediately stabbed to death and robbed on the street in broad daylight whilst everyone watched, doing nothing.

“It was really exciting, it was just like the commercial, but with a real #OnlyAtGW twist,” tweeted the University’s official account.

Some were less keen.

“I just wanted to get on the bus and go to Six Flags,” explained passing businessman Robert West. “Then he had to up and die and the bus revved away at 100 miles per hour as though they have a set procedure for when the Six Flags Man campaign goes wrong.”

In his memory, the University will be renaming the newly completed central dormitory, heretofore known as District House, as Six Flags Man Memorial Hall.