Friday, December 4, 2015

Dean of Student Affairs Tearfully Admits B.A. Baracus Not Favorite A-Team Member

B.A. Baracus not Dean's Favorite A-Team Member.jpgWASHINGTON - Booed off the stage, George Washington University’s Dean of Student Affairs Peter Konwerski was forced to cut his speech short after a hostile reaction to the long-anticipated revelation of his distaste for Mr. T’s famous character in the hit television program The A-Team.

“I’ve always been a big fan of Faceman, really,” he said, welling up. “I really like Dirk Benedict, okay? He just fits that role so perfectly.”

The crowd began hurling produce and shoes at the dean, as he tried to conclude his prepared statement.

“Mr. T is an immensely talented actor, there is no arguing this,” he foolishly tried to quell the crowd. “I’d say Rocky III is easily the best Rocky film.”

The crowd grew even more riled at this point, collectively shouting that it is in fact the second Rocky film that most compellingly portrays the human condition.

“I’ll be totally honest - he’s not even my second favorite, though,” he mistakenly continued, the crowd enraged. “Hannibal Smith is a classic television hero, after all.”

“I love it when a plan comes together,” he vainly tried to impress. “No?”

He then curled up in a ball, and started loudly bawling.

Konwerski was the final member of the university administration to reveal his A-Team preferences, and he is expected to step down following this announcement shortly.