Here at The GW Ax, we believe it's important to give due diligence to important events in all religions. And so, in keeping with the theme of Hanukkah, here's eight people you shouldn’t murder during the Festival of Lights.

1. David Duchovny
2. Fmr. Sen. John Edwards
3. Lorna Luft
4. Brian Boitano
5. Adam Richman
6. Paul Thomas Anderson
7. The Edge
8. Philip Baker Hall

Happy Hanukkah!