Here at The GW Ax, we try our best to guarantee that even the grinchiest of us don't screw up Christmas for everyone. As such, here's a list of things we recommend all avoid on this delightful day!- Cocaine
- Changing Secret Santa to Yankee Swap
- Forgetting Your Kid at Home, Alone
- Deciding Your Family Christmas Party is a Good Place to Campaign for CPUSA
- General Humbuggery
- A Good Old-Fashioned Game of Strip-Poker
- Bringing a Vegan Ham―I mean come on people!
- Stuffing Stockings with Ants
- Forgetting Your Kid at Home, Alone Again, but in New York this Time
- Heading Home without Spending the Mandatory Full-Hour Kissing People Goodbye
