The Red Skull, famous menace of Captain America, has revealed his latest plot to be an enterprise of pure hatred and villainy crafted by assuming the guise of billionaire businessman Donald J. Trump.
“And by stealing the election, I shall gain control of the gold reserve, finally regaining the gold for the fatherland!” He explained in a press conference at which he ripped his face clean off.
“Also we need to stop ISIS, it’s a very serious threat,” he explained.
Captain America leaped to the stage and landed a clean uppercut right onto his arch-nemesis’ face, causing him to collapse to the ground.
“Curses!” The Red Skull said. “Foiled yet again!”
Mr. Trump’s poll numbers have increased steadily since the announcement.
