Thursday, December 10, 2015

Student Falls in Love, Gets Married, Has Kids, Sees Them Graduate, Dies Whilst Waiting for GWorld to Process at CVS

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WASHINGTON — A student at the George Washington University saw their entire life occur before them whilst trying to purchase a package of Fig Newtons on Wednesday.

Handing his GWorld card to the cashier, Leonard Baker, a sophomore, then began the long struggle for justice.

His eyes quickly met those of Tiffany K. Ward, a junior at the school, and they slowly began an on-again, off-again relationship that lasted for years on end whilst in the drug store.

The two eventually got married, still eagerly awaiting the delicious fig cookies Dr. Newton has crafted for them.

As their children, Rodney and Jennifer, grew old before their eyes, they began to feel that possibly their life has been wasted. They went on to see them both graduate on the Dean’s list from Ivy League colleges and sees them both have children of their own to come play with them whilst they wait for their student cash balance to be deducted properly.

The duo died having lived a long and happy life, leaving the cashier with no signature and causing him to immediately return the item to its proper place on the shelf. Little to Baker’s knowledge, he would never be using the plastic bag he paid an extra five cents for.