OUTER SPACE - There have now been two more reported deaths from a new species of Space-Lynx loose on the International Space Station.

American Astronauts have been running around for weeks with large slabs of rehydrated freeze-dried meat, calling out, “here kitty kitty kitty.”

NASA commented, “We wish it was a Space-Ocelot, that would easier to deal with. Maybe even a Space-Bobcat. It could be a Space-Lion, a Space-Leopard, Space-Panther, Space-Jaguar, Space-Puma, or even a Space-Cougar. But it’s not, it’s a damn Space-Lynx.”

With the two recent slaughters, the Space-Lynx has claimed the lives of 6 astronauts and three world leaders. Updates will be coming soon.