Monday, December 28, 2015

Our Favorite Memories of the Departing Provost

We at The GW Ax are sorry to see our beloved provost drive into the sunset at the end of the year. Here’s a look into our archive at some of the most memorable occurrences of the Provost’s tenure:

2009; Incoming Provost Makes Very Strange Appearance on the Late Show with David Letterman
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November, 2010; New Provost Cuts off Arm After Being Trapped Under Boulder in Nevada Desert for 127 Hours
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May, 2011; Provost Gives Obama O.K. To Go Ahead With Bin Laden Hit
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October, 2012; Daniel Day-Lewis Meets With Provost in Character as Abraham Lincoln (The Provost in Character, Not Daniel Day-Lewis)
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January, 2013; Provost Holds Sorrowful Vigil for Loss of His Favorite TV Show, Don’t Trust the B- In Apartment 23
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March, 2013; Provost Moves Entire University Endowment to Bitcoins
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August, 2013; Provost Planning on Retiring to Elysium
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June, 2014; Provost Chosen to Be Final Guest on the Pete Holmes Show
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February, 2015; Provost Appears with Flo in New Progressive Commercials
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Thank you for a great few years, your presence at GW will sorely be missed!