Scarves deserve a shout-out. They’re the unsung heroes of winter. Are you afraid of your fragile neck getting cold? Look no further than to your friendly neighborhood scarf. It’ll put your neck in a full Nelson of wool, fabric, or cloth and that neck is going to be extra cozy. Want some more analogies? Sure thing.

Scarves are like getting strangled all the time by a super fluffy monster. Scarves are like the ultimate neck beard. Scarves are like a full head of hair on your chin. Scarves are like fashion decided to get practical. Scarves are everything you’ve ever wanted in an article of clothing, and they can be any design you want.

So scarves, this coming winter, no longer shall you be the unsung hero of warmth. You the real MVP. From all of us at the GW Ax, thank you scarves. We’d give you a round of applause, but these stupid gloves make clapping almost impossible.