Friday, November 27, 2015

Netflix Bringing Back Creative Writing Department

Netflix Creative Writing Staff.jpgLOS GATOS, Ca. - Streaming mega-giant Netflix has announced they will be the content creators willing to bring back George Washington University’s beloved Creative Writing department for all-new exciting seasons next Fall.

“We just thought, okay, we have Full House, we’ve got Gilmore Girls in the pipeline, more Arrested Development on its way,” explained Ted Sarandos, head of content acquisition. “And so our next thought, what beloved American institution shall we triumphantly return to the nation today?”

“It was such a shame when it went away,” he elaborated. “But now it’ll be back, and better than ever!”

The university has forfeited all creative control of the program. David Fincher and Ron Howard are attached as executive producers to the project.

Classes will be held in a single, 15-hour long session available to each student whenever they please during the semester.

The project will be Netfix’s latest foray into the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Acclaimed actor and noted murderer Kevin Spacey has been attached to appear, with his outrageous Foghorn Leghorn accent in tow. Asked to comment, he simply mused towards the camera, “It is all going according to my plan.”