Registration is tough, a fact that the staff of the GW Ax is intimately familiar with. To help you out, we’ve assembled a list of the ten most bullshit courses available for you this Spring semester!

1. Cocaine: An Introduction
2. Accomplishments of the Fillmore Administration
3. Feminist Voices in Contemporary Uzbek Literature
4. Biological History of Man and Ape: A Love Story
5. PSYC 1001: Introduction to Psychology
6. Intro to Data Mining Your Ex’s Emails
7. Profound Political Insights from Oscar the Grouch
8. Kristin Chenoweth and You
9. Neapolitan Ice Cream & Dostoyevsky
10. A Philosophical Analysis of the Cheney Years