A new poll conducted this week shows that students aren’t satisfied with the abundance of a capella groups on campus and they want even more of them to form on campus.

A GW statistics professor polled a group of 1,000 GW students and found that they love the current a capella groups, and they need more obnoxious music shoved down their throats on a regular basis.

“They’re everywhere! I can’t go 5 minutes without some a capella group popping up someplace, and I love it,” said Elliott School freshman Jonathan Rapp. “I would love more a capella- I want to hear about them every second of every day!”

The study revealed that 90% of GW students are “surprisingly in favor” of the current amount of pointless vocal groups on campus, and 64% “would somehow recommend” forming at least 5 new a capella troupes.

The university hasn’t offered a comment on the study’s findings, and hasn’t revealed their plans to address the apparent dissatisfaction with the a capella climate on campus.

We can only assume the administration will immediately begin allocating funds to accommodate the future surge in newly formed student a capella groups, and the GW Ax staff have begun placing bets on which department will be getting fired next to make room for this in the budget.