We here at the GW Ax know how trying this season can be. So for you Romeos and Juliets who have put things off until today, here are some fresh ideas!
Best
- Cocaine.
- 7-11 Gift Card
- One of those heart-shaped donut things from Dunkin’ Donuts. They have Sprinkles.
- Mitch McConnell commemorative bumper sticker.
- A Graduation Balloon.
- Decorative Indian Corn.
- Tickets to the Ellen Degeneres Show.
- DVD and VHS Copies of Inspector Gadget.
- Four umbrellas.
- The Zapruder film.
Worst
- Cocaine.
- Tickets to an Adolf Hitler appreciation seminar.
- William Shatner’s cover of Nicki Minaj’s rap in “Monster”
- Betamax copy of Inspector Gadget.
- Huey Lewis and the News’ Sports.
- Non-decorative Corn stolen from an Indian reservation.
- A briefcase filled with tiny briefcases filled with even tinier briefcases.
- A nine iron.
- Gerard Depardieu.
- Worthless Tickets to Some Crap Called Hamilton.
