“I saw the option, and I took it,” said Kelly, wearing Knapp’s velvet bathrobe and slippers in front of his tremendous fireplace in the president’s sitting room. “All of these animal heads on the wall - they’re mine now.”
Kelly has begun transporting to campus by hiring Knapp’s personal limousine each and every morning.
“I don’t know if I’d say I’d like it,” explained Robert Cranston, Kelly’s new valet. “Some of the footmen, they’re a bit more happy for the new boss, and I’m still being paid, but something about this rubs me the wrong way.”
President Knapp, on his way towards moving into his new home in Shenkman Hall, was splashed with water from the street as the cab that dropped him off sped away, causing him to drop his box filled with precious belongings onto the street and fall over.
All has not become so rough for the administrator; he has taken Kelly’s spot in a quad corner room, with a wonderful view as to the gorgeous Funger Hall. His roommates chair the little-known student organization Students for Domestic Violence.
“Oh brother,” he said upon noting the paint chipping on the walls. “Guess I’m not getting my deposit back.”
“I don’t really know if I feel bad for him,” explained Kelly whilst playing a round of squash at his personal court with his new friend Kerry Washington.
Knapp, upon seeing the new friends available to him, remarked, "I don't want these."
