LOS GATOS, Ca. - It’s that special time of year again, the time to show how much you care for your loved ones with cards, chocolate, and skimpy rose-red lingerie.

But there are many people out there who don’t have someone to care for, something that Netflix has realized and has set out to remedy. The company that helps adults fend off boredom and college students fend off responsibilities is unveiling a new special service to help it’s single customers fend off unrelenting feelings of despair: Netflix & Cry.

It has all the amenities of watching an entertaining TV show or movie while cuddling up with someone special, except the only thing you’re cuddling with is the thick layers of loneliness that have come to coat every inch of your skin.

Normally, Netflix uses specific algorithms to calculate what you might like to watch next based upon what you’ve already seen, but Netflix & Cry is making the experience even easier.

It organizes relevant Valentine's Day movies up by the exact millimeters of tears that polls have shown the movies to elicit.

Netflix & Cry even goes above and beyond by including a Domino’s online ordering service on the homepage, allowing lucky bachelors and bachelorettes to spend even more time wallowing in sorrow in their warm, cozy, and empty beds.

For the customer’s convenience, Netflix has also organized its entire library of Valentine's Day related movies and episodes into three distinct groups; romantic dramas that set your expectations for relationships way too high, romantic comedies that are all essentially the same two quirky people struggling to work it out, and of course action movies filled with enough explosions and gore to cry your own feelings of sadness and weakness far, far away thanks to skyrocketing levels of testosterone.