RENO, Nev. - Both the Republican and Democratic parties of the state of Nevada miraculously agreed that in the event of a tie for the upcoming caucus, the results will be decided by a game of twister between the candidates.

“To be blunt, we decided we really needed a media boost. Iowa and New Hampshire always get full media coverage,” state republican leader Linda Frampingham stated. “Being third means most of the American public cannot care less at this point.”

There has been much speculation already by media groups as to the possible performance of the candidates.

In particular, there has been much speculation as to whether or not Sen. Bernie Sanders, at 74, would be able to participate without breaking a hip.

“Didn’t they see me school my grandkids at basketball after New Hampshire? My shot is more on point than Curry’s,” the Vermont senator responded. “I’ll do just fine.”

“Senator Clinton is relying on speaking fees she has received in the past from Hasbro to pull her through, but we cannot let the billionaire class decide the election. We need a political revolution, the top one percent of the top one percent-“ he began trailing off.

“They offered the money to me” Secretay Clinton explained to the press as she ran off to make sure her husband wasn’t receiving any extra favors from the female campaign staff.

On the Republican front, frontrunner Donald Trump remains very confident in his twisting ability.

“I played Twister with my kids for many years, Twister is one of my favorite games,” the businessman said. “And usually I’d win, though when you play Twister with Ivanka you always win.”