We here at the GW Ax have been busily decorating our offices for the finest occasion of them all - leap day! An extra day to do whatever you want! We want to make sure you don’t just enjoy this February 29, we want you to love it! Here’s some things that’ll be sure to make your bonus day a real special one:

• Cocaine. 
• Accidentally drive your car into a pane of glass being carried across the street. 
• Solve your partner’s murder. 
• Open a watch repair store. 
• Finally feed your crippling addiction to 3rd Rock From the Sun. 
• Petition President Obama for prison reform. 
• Meet Erin Brockovich. 
• Count the states, see if there’s still fifty. 
• Live through the exact plot of the movie 16 Blocks. 
• Read a book or something.