“Yes, yes, yes!” He screamed as it sprang into life. “It’s working! Finally, it has come!”
As a side-effect of this breakthrough, the sun has begun a total event collapse and the end of all reality is expected to come in the coming minutes.
The hideous monster-thing he created immediately began killing all in sight, having determined all human life inadequate to the higher plane of existence he has achieved.
It quickly used its laser-vision to destroy the university’s beloved textile museum, which, it is now believed, was the single good thing keeping the world stable.
“Political science and actual science, two terrible things that should never have mixed,” mused President Knapp, stepping into his bunker to prepare for the end of time itself.
Dean Vinson stands by his creation, and is naively expecting the administration to not need to cut funds from his programs this coming semester.
