WASHINGTON - In news that shocked absolutely no one, the group of students that has started a comedy newspaper publication at George Washington University for no especially good reason apparently do not have a particularly exciting social life.After conducting a poll of all of its initial membership, the GW Ax has revealed the most popular meeting time that would be most convenient to be early Friday evenings, a time most people with active social agendas would probably reserve for any particularly exciting events or parties of any kind that can and should come up.
So this sad bunch of nobodies now are incapable of doing pretty much anything with anybody on Friday nights, but that’s fine, they’ll probably just go back and watch a new episode of Homeland on Hulu when they get back. Claire Danes will be their friend if no one else will.
In their time of crisis the GW Ax staff has been given a $16 million grant to hopefully convince somebody to give them something to do so they don’t have to meet on a Friday night like a bunch of sad sacks.
