WASHINGTON - After their last match, the soccer program at George Washington University has once again proven itself to be adequate at best.
Their performance was overflowing with average shots and suitable passes - perfectly complementing their “well-I’ve-seen-worse” defense.
Recent analyst polls suggest the team could maybe even finish .500 for the season, meaning an equal number of wins and losses, just cementing their, frankly, tepid standing.
An interview with the team’s captain sends a message out to all competitors.
“Watch out,” he said. “We’re gonna play a unremarkable, solid game against you, and expect to be underwhelmed.”
Their performance was overflowing with average shots and suitable passes - perfectly complementing their “well-I’ve-seen-worse” defense.
Recent analyst polls suggest the team could maybe even finish .500 for the season, meaning an equal number of wins and losses, just cementing their, frankly, tepid standing.
An interview with the team’s captain sends a message out to all competitors.
“Watch out,” he said. “We’re gonna play a unremarkable, solid game against you, and expect to be underwhelmed.”
