Liberals
- Cocaine.
- Something about guns, I think.
- Rubio forgot to put the toilet seat down again.
- The middle class, the rich, but usually not the poor.
- You mean all of the Supreme Court Justices are still alive? HOW?
- Israel? Palestine? It’s hard to say, really.
- They’re still pretty pissed about the Platt Amendment.
- Plans to resurrect JFK is going slower than expected.
- Carson’s goddamn voice. Makes it impossible to be angry about anything.
- Proposed giant wall to keep Texans out of the Union has met mixed reactions.
- Cocaine
- The Congressional Cafeteria is out of cheesey bread again.
- 4 a.m. Bill Clinton prank calls.
- The poor, the rich, but usually not the middle class.
- The amount of money they’ll have to spend to pretend they have a chance in 2016
- Proposed repeal of the third amendment, allowing troops to be quartered in US homes.
- Not enough buildings are named after James K. Polk.
- Not enough Reagan worship. Seriously, the man’s a god. And damn good looking
- Something about vaccinating climate change.
- Goddamn illegal Canadian immigrants bought all the maple syrup at Costco again.
