Guys.
Guys.
Guys.
I think I have a great new idea.
You know Matt Damon? Jason Bourne, y’know? Best buds with Batman? Yeah, him.
Let’s put him in a rocket ship and send him into space.
Yeah, I went there.
This seems like such a great idea, I know. Let’s go over the reasons this is just so wonderful an idea:
- Matt Damon is well-beloved and respected the entire world over
- By sending him into space he would be able to be an inspiration for the whole world
- He seems like a Scientist I guess
- I highly doubt he would actually be the bad guy and try to kill Matthew McConaughey
- He’ll probably get stuck up there anyway
Anyway, there’s lots more but I think you get the gist.
And hey, let’s have Jessica Chastain try and get him back. That’d be a lot of fun.
Please, Jeff Danielses & Michael Caines of the world, if you are reading this and thinking of potential new entrants for your space programs, I’d say, Matt Damon, gotta be at the top of your list, maybe right behind Ed Harris.
