The king of family entertainment, Dr. William H. Cosby, Jr., is to be the first individual with the unique honor of being given a second honorary degree by George Washington University this December.
The university purportedly meant to ask Madeline Albright for the unique pleasure of delivering a second address, but unfortunately sent the request to the wrong email address.
The University quickly issued a retraction, only to have discovered their backup speaker to be 2012 commencement speaker Brian Williams. Fortunately, Mr. Williams opted out, citing his being busy working on a military helicopter.
Always keeping a backup in mind, the university also made plans to bring forward star of The League Steve Rannazzisi as the replacement, but for some reason received no response when contacted. Other candidates the university were apparently keeping in mind in the, again, very outdated list include Jerry Sandusky and Jared Fogle.
A feminist activist group has registered unrest with this decision, but Dr. Cosby is planning on going ahead anyway, as per usual.
