“We wanted to make students actually want to be here,” said a spokesperson for the library. “We feel this plan is the perfect way to benefit the student body and offer a respite from work.”
The plan proposes a complete remodel of the sixth floor by the Spring 2017 semester, and the proposed revamp definitely gives off a kinky vibe. Bright red paints, dim lights and sleek comfortable beds and couches are sure to offer students a first class way to vent their pent-up sexual frustration.
The palace is free to use for any student with a valid GWorld, with the option for a plus one.
“This is so great, I can bring my Georgetown boyfriend!” said student Ashley Taylor.
Those not from the university will need to provide valid identification and those bringing students from American or Georgetown should do so at their own risk.
Some are worried that the proposal will make Tinder dates and frat party hook-ups a thing of the past, which certain students think is a good thing.
“Finally, now I can sleep with other crazy horny people and stop being rejected on Tinder!” expressed an Elliott school sophomore.
Faculty also expressed their approval.
“This is a great way to build positive support for GW’s library, and to give the students an outlet for university sanctioned, much needed coital stress relief,” a spokesperson for the Columbian College Dean’s office commented.
Parents are surprisingly also on board, saying they are happy the university is doing something to benefit the wellbeing of students, according to a Colonials Weekend survey.
The remodel is scheduled to begin over the upcoming winter break.
